why are girls expected to go through an experimental lesbian phase but u never hear about dudes goin gay for a while whats up w/ that
cause that would be realllllly weird, unlike girls doing it. guys actually like when girls do it.
do me a favor and staple all your fingertips together
You’ve clearly never met any of my guy friends.
this doesnt even need a caption… every girl knows what this is…
i will never not reblog. its too accurate
wait do girls really go in those weird half standing positions and stand on their heads type deal???
“MONTAGUES! GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME!”
The fact that someone else thinks he looks like Zac Efron makes me so happy.
That’s literally all we talked about in freshman English
WE WATCHED THIS IN SHAKESPEARE LAST YEAR AND THIS ONE GUY JUST YELLED “BRETHREN, THOU MUST PLACE THINE HEAD IN THE GAME” AND WE HAD TO WAIT A WEEK TO FUCKING CONTINUE IT BECAUSE WE KEPT CRACKING UP AND SINGING REWRITES OF THE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SOUNDTRACK
I SWEAR TO GOD MR TOWE IF YOU CALL ME OUT ONE MORE TIME I WILL THROW A CHAIR AT YOUR FACE
I dare you to. He’ll probably catch it with his teeth and shatter it
"Not in my house!!" *takes chair* *whips it at me* "Take that, bitch."
And he’ll do it all with a straight face and then laugh at you